第1397期英语笑话：Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧
第1397期英语笑话：Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧
After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
我的朋友们在繁忙的纽瓦克机场着陆后，他们却不能招呼到脚夫来帮他们搬行李。无奈，丈夫拿出一张五美元的钞票在人群上面摇晃。
In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.
一个带宽边帽的人马上来到他身边。“先生，”脚夫说道，“很明显你有绝妙的交际技巧。”
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