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趣味英语:美国史上50条最"囧"的法律

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alabama 阿拉巴马

it’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

戴假胡子在教堂引爆笑点是非法的

alaska

whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.

在某人猎驼鹿时朝他耳语是被禁止的

arizona

cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

砍下一棵仙人球可让你坐25年牢 (史上最贵仙人球?)

arkansas 阿肯色州

it’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of arkansas.

把阿肯色州的名字念错是犯法的。。。(我曾经念错过,幸好不是在阿州的地盘上)

california

you may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

不可以在澡盆里吃橘子

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