我只是随便看看。
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.
The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something."
The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."
一个盲人在导盲犬的引导下走进了一家杂货店。他走到店的中间，抓起狗的尾巴，狗开始摆在他头上转圈。
这家商店的经理，他已经看到了这一切，觉得很奇怪。因此，他决定去看看发生了什么。商店经理走近盲人说，“请原谅我。我能帮你做些什么。”
瞎子说，“不用谢。我只是随便看看。”
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