我活不了那么久啊!
In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!"
So the judge replied, "Don't worry, just do what you can!"
在法庭上,法官宣判某个罪犯要服三十年徒刑。犯人说:“不过庭上,我活不了那么久啊!”
法官说:“别担心!你尽力而为就好。”
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