Man Vs. Woman Joke(4)

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　　MAN：

　　1）Pull up to machine

　　2）Wind window down

　　3）Insert ATM card，enter PIN

　　4）Retrieve cash

　　5）Drive away

　　WOMAN：

　　1）Pull up to machine

　　2）Open door（too far away from machine）

　　3）Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card

　　4）Do make up，apply lipstick，fix hair

　　5）Insert Card

　　6）Remove card

　　7）Insert card the correct way up

　　8）Search for piece of paper with PIN on it

　　9）Enter PIN

　　10）Enter correct PIN

　　11）Retrieve cash，put in bag

　　12）Drive off

　　13）Reverse back to machine

　　14）Retrieve card

　　15）Drive three miles away

　　16）Release hand-brake

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