太好了我以前从来不会！
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!
答：医生，我手术后能够弹钢琴吗？
乙：是的，当然。
太好了。我以前从来不会！
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