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售票员走过来并注视着我。

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Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar(电车) this morning, the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare.

Boy: Well,what did you do ?

Girl: I looked at him as if I had.

女孩:今天早上我坐电车到市中心时,售票员走过来并注视着我,好像我没有付车钱一样。

男孩:嗯,那你怎么办呢?

女孩:我也注视着她,就好像我付了车费一样。

    

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