我想这是我们的命运。
After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical.
"I guess it was in our stars," he sighed.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Her astrological sign is the one for earth. Mine is the one for water. Together we made mud."
他的婚姻破裂以后，经理变得非常哲学。
“我想这是我们的命运，”他叹了口气。
你什么意思。我问。
“她是地球的一个星座。我是水。在一起就和泥了。”
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