第1434期双语笑话 摘自一只狗的生活日记
摘自一只狗的生活日记……
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
上午8点-狗粮！我的最爱！
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
上午9点30分-兜风！我的最爱！
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
上午9点40分-公园遛我！我的最爱！
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
上午10点30分-被主人抚摸和宠爱！我的最爱！
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!
中午12点-午饭！我的最爱！
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
中午1点-在院子里玩耍！我的最爱！
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
下午3点-摇摇我的小尾！我的最爱！
5:00 pm - Milk & bones! My favourite thing!
下午5点-牛奶+骨头！我的最爱！
6:00 pm - Oooh, Bath. Bummer。
晚上6点-噢，洗澡澡，我的最爱！
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
晚上7点-玩球！我的最爱！
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
晚上8点-噢！和主人一起看电视！我的最爱！
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
晚上11点-睡床上！我的最爱！
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