妻子陪他去看医生
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
"Your husband is very sick," the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment, and don't complain about anything. Finally, care for him with love every day."
On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"I'm sorry," she said, "but you're not going to make it."
一人得了重病，妻子陪他去看医生。体检医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。
“你的丈夫病得很重，”医生说，“但是有三件事情你可以做来确保自己的生存。首先，给他三天的健康，可口的饭菜。下一步，给他一个无压力的环境，不要抱怨。最后，每天用爱照顾他。”
在开车回家的路上，丈夫问，“医生说什么？”
“对不起，”她说，“但你不会成功的。”
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