我要让我的司机来回答。
A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech so many times, I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off."
"Sounds great," the scientist said.
When they got to the auditorium, the scientist put on the chauffeur's hat and settled in the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.
"Yes," said one professor. Then he launched into a highly technical question.
The chauffeur was panic-stricken for a moment but quickly recovered. "That's an easy one," he replied, "so easy, and I'm going to let my chauffeur answer it."
一位著名的科学家在他去另一个演讲的路上，他的司机出了个主意。”嘿，老板，我听过你很多次演讲，我敢打赌，我可以整个晚上拉着你。”
“听起来不错，”科学家说。
到了礼堂，科学家戴上了司机的帽子，坐在了后排。司机走上了讲台，发表演讲。后来他问如果有任何问题。
“是的，”一个教授说。然后，他提出了一个高技术问题。
司机惊慌失措片刻，但很快恢复。”这很容易，”他回答说，“太容易了，我要让我的司机来回答。”
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