趣味图片英语笑话:orc 兽人(双语)
I hereby give this good -hearted creature full custody of the kids ...
本人给这个善良的生物孩子的全部监护权……
The utterly charming and irresistible antics of the orc took everybody by surprise
完全迷人的、滑稽的兽人的举动让每个人都感到意外
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