我没告诉过你不能在吃饭时说这些吗？
John:Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father:Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother:Why did you ask the question,John?
John:It’s because I saw one on daddy’s on daddy’s lettuce,but now it’s gone.
约翰：爸爸，毛毛虫能吃吗?
爸爸：我没告诉过你不能在吃饭时说这些吗？
妈妈：你为什么问这个呢，约翰？
约翰：因为我看到爸爸的生菜里有一只，不过现在没了。
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