我从大学毕业了。
Customers often share personal experiences while they are shopping at my sister's horse-tack and riding-apparel store. Not surprisingly, safety is a primary concern when choosing equipment. Once, when I was helping out on the sales staff, a woman looking at head gear insisted on the best available.
"I've spent well over $100,000 on my brain and need to take good care of it," she said.
Alarmed, I asked, "Did you have a head injury?"
"No," she replied. "I graduated from college."
顾客们在我姐姐的马食和骑马服商店里买东西时，经常彼此交流个人经验。毫不奇怪，安全是在购买装备时考虑的一个主要因素。一次，当我在销售处帮忙时，一名挑头盔的妇女坚持要买最好的一种。
“我已经在我的脑袋上花了远不止十万美元，需要好好保护它，”她说。
我吃了一惊，问道：“你的头受过伤吗？”
“没有，”她说，“我从大学毕业了。”
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