妙趣横生的英语幽默 What is your offense 你做了什么坏事
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What is your offense 你做了什么坏事
It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”
圣诞佳节到来,法官心情愉悦地问犯人:“你做了什么坏事啊?”
“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.
“我今年圣诞节购物早了些”犯人回答。
“There's nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. How early were you doing this shopping?”
“这么做没错啊,”法官说:“到底多早之前啊?“
“Before the store opened, ”answered the prisoner.
“商店开门之前“犯人答道。
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