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婚姻的投资-英汉英汉双语笑话

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the cost of marriage

婚姻的成本

a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

一个小男孩问他的父亲,“爸爸,要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”

and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."

“我也不知道,我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。

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