那你在单位里拿到最高的薪水了吗?
Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). "So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?"
比较
杰弗里对爸爸说(爸爸正在看儿子地成绩单):“我在班里没有拿到最高的成绩,那你在单位里拿到最高的薪水了吗?”
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