我得去拿假牙
A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"
He moved over and sat close to her.
"Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?"
He reached over and held her tight.
"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?"
With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth."
一对结婚50多年的夫妻坐在沙发上，妻子说：“亲爱的，还记得过去你是怎么紧紧挨着我坐的吗？”
丈夫挪过去紧挨着她坐下。
“亲爱的，”妻子接着说，“还记得过去你是怎么紧紧搂着我的吗？”
丈夫伸出手臂紧搂住她。
“还有，”妻子继续说，“还记得过去你是怎么拥抱我，吻我，轻轻咬着我的耳朵吗？”
一听这话，丈夫站起身，抬腿就往屋外走。
“你上哪去啊？”妻子问。
“那啥，”丈夫回答，“我得去拿假牙。”
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