双语幽默笑话 梦中的幸福
Happiness in dream
梦中的幸福
There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Finel Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."
妻子告诉丈夫说：“昨天晚上我梦见你绐我买了一件裘皮大衣和一 个钻戒。”丈夫放下手中的报纸说：“好啊！今晚再睡着时，你就穿戴上它们吧。"
单词＆词组
disposable （物品）一次性的：可有可无的
patch 斑点，斑纹：修补
millionaire 百万富翁，大富豪
multimillionairs 亿万富翁
absent-minded 心不在焉的，出神的
spouse 配偶
combination 结合，联合，合并，化合，化合物
anniversary 周年纪念
confess 认错，供认
happiness 刀．幸福
mink 貂皮
diamond 刀，钻石；方块（扑克牌的四种花色之一）
ring 戒指：环状物；铃声
知道不知道
不管是在梦里，还是真实生活里，偶尔做做Day dream（白日梦）也不失为一种好的放松方式。不知大家有没有听过一位叫Daydream的钢琴师演奏的音乐，若是听到，一定会让你心动的。
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