知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇025：Honest？诚实吗（中英+）

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Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

在动物园，我无意中听到两个学龄前的小男孩在聊天。

"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second.

“我叫Billy。你叫什么名字？”　一个男孩问题。“Tommy”，另一个男孩回答。

"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

“我爸爸是一位会计师，你爸爸是做什么的？”Billy问Tommy。

Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy.

“我爸爸是一位律师，”Tommy回答。“真的吗？”Billy问。

"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.

“不是啦，就跟别的律师一样。”Tommy回答。

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