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英语幽默笑话:男人和女人浴室用品分析

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  A man has five items in his bathroom; a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towsl from the Marriott.

  The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

  男人浴室里五件宝:牙刷,刮胡膏,剃须刀,一块肥皂,一块毛巾。

  一般的女人浴室里平均有337样东西,其中的大多数,男人不知道那是干哈用的。

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