最有出息的儿子
在某个家庭聚会中，有四个信天主教的主妇在一起聊八卦。聊呀聊，她们就聊到自己的儿子。
主妇A说：「我的儿子是Priest(神父)，当他走进大厅时，人们都叫他Father(父亲)。」
主妇B说：「哼！那没什么，我的儿子是Bishop(主教)，当他走进大厅时，人们都叫他Your Grace(阁下)。」
主妇C说：「我的儿子是Cardinal(红衣主教)，当他走进大厅时，人们都叫他Your Eminence)殿下)。」
主妇D慢慢说：「我的儿子身高185公分、两块大胸肌、翘屁股、一张帅气脸，当他走进大厅时，所有的女人都惊叫“Oh！My God！”」
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