Real Women
About real women …… If shop mannequins were real women， they`d be too thin to menstruate. There are 3 billion women who don`t look like super models and only eight who do. Marilyn Monroe wore a size 16. If Barbie were a real woman， she`d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. The average American woman weights 114 lbs. And wears between a size 12 and 14. One out of every four college-age women has an eating disorder. The models in the magazines are airbrushed. A psychological study in 1995 found that three minutes spent looking at models in a fashion magazine caused 70 percent of women to feel depressed， guilty， and shameful. Models weighed 8 percent less than the average woman twenty years ago. Today， models weigh 23 percent less.
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