Homework
Teacher: I'm able to read one of the essays you did for homework, but the other one is written very poorly.
Student: Yes, sir - my mother is a much better writer than my father.
家庭作业
教师：我只能读通你的一篇作文，可另一篇实在是糟透了。
学生：是的，老师――我妈妈的文采要比爸爸的好多了。
NOTE
poorly这里不是穷的意思，“差劲” adv.
In a poor manner.贫乏地
poorly adj.
In poor health; ill:
身体欠佳的；有病的：
feeling poorly.
感觉不适
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