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第一次

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THE FIRST TIME

Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.

Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.


第一次

病人:我很害怕,这是我第一次动手术。

外科医生:我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。

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