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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事5:那就更糟了

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

Much worse
那就更糟了

Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?
警察:有人抢你的手表时,你为什么不呼救呢?

Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
男子:要是我张口的话,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。 

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