生动有趣的地方色彩：解读美国50州座右铭 二
california： by 30， our women have more plastic than your honda
加利福尼亚州：到30岁的时候，我们的妇女使用的整形塑胶的数量将会超过本田公司塑料用量的总和。
colorado： if you don't ski， don't bother
科索拉多州：如果你连滑雪都不会，那么请别来打扰我好吗？
connecticut： like massachusetts， only the kennedy's don't own it yet
康涅狄格州：和马萨诸塞州几乎没什么区别，只是肯尼迪家族还没有拥有它。
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