双语阅读：健康趣谈（搞笑）
funny health quotes - funny quotes about health
be careful about reading health books. you may die of a misprint.
muscles come and go; flab lasts.
my doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. i think he was right. i feel ten years older already.
if i knew i was going to live this long, i'd have taken better care of myself.
turns out we've all been eating the wrong thing...since the dawn of civilization!
my father died of cancer when i was a teenager. he had it before it became popular.
how do i stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? it's simple. i drink the blood of young runaways.
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