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英文笑话:The Good, Bad and Ugly

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  Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

  Good: Your wife's not talking to you

  Bad: She wants a divorce

  Ugly: She's a lawyer

  Good: Your son is finally maturing

  Bad: He's involved with the woman next door

  Ugly: So are you

  Good: Your son studies a lot in his room

  Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

  Ugly: You're in them

  Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids

  Bad: You can't find your birth control pills

  Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

  Good: Your husband understands fashion

  Bad: He's a cross-dresser

  Ugly: He looks better than you

  Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter

  Bad: She keeps interrupting

  Ugly: With corrections

  Good: Your son is dating someone new

  Bad: It's another man

  Ugly: He's your best friend

  Good: Your daughter got a new job

  Bad: As a hooker

  Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients

  Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

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