英汉双语笑话：银行有多少人
how many people have
an american stepped into a gun shop,"give me the most powerful pistol."
"how many bullets do you need?"
the american walked to a telephone booth,"hello. is that the bank? how many people do you have,please?"
你们有多少人
一个美国人走进枪支商店:"给我拿一支威力最大的手枪."
"您需要多少发子弹?"
那个美国人走到公用电话间旁打电话:"喂,银行吗?请问你们有多少人?"
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