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英语笑话:什么?

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  导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

    
    A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day.  

    She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"


    丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果,为了向她证明女人比男人嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000个字,而女人每天使用30000个。
    妻子想了一会儿说,女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍,因为她们必须重复已经说过的话。
他问:“什么?”

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