懒惰的加菲猫喜欢赖床-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
garfield:and now!the great odini shall escape from the watery chamber of death.
伟大的奥迪尼应该能够逃离水舱之死。
garfield:rats!i woke up.i swear this happens to me every day!
加菲猫：老鼠，我醒来了。我诅咒这种情况每天都发生在我身上。
garfield:it's another "hurts-to-move"morning.
加菲猫：这是另外一个起床所带来痛苦的早晨。
garfield:i'd say my eyelids weigh about 38 pounds...each.
加菲猫：我想说我的每个眼皮约重38磅。
jon:garfield!time to get up!
乔恩：加菲猫！该起床了！
garfield:garfield's gone!the hogs ate him!
加菲猫：加菲猫不见了，猪吃了它1
jon:rise and shine,fella!
乔恩：太阳都升起来了，阳光都照到屁股上了，伙计！
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