英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.2
Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.
"Did you miss a step?" asked his dad.
"No, I caught every blessed one!" came the bitter answered.
布朗先生在看晚报，忽然传来一阵什么东西从楼上摔下来的响声。他跳了起来，跑到厅里，发现自己上了学的儿子四角朝天地躺在地上。
”你是不是踩漏了一级台阶？“爸爸问。
”不，我每一级都撞上了，一级也没有漏掉！“儿子痛苦地回答。 NOTE
tremendous adj. 极大的, 巨大的
sprawl n. 四肢伸开的躺卧姿势, 蔓生
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