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少儿简历--双语幽默漫画

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"education:potty training.work experience:picking up toys.hobbies:thumb sucking.you know,maybe it's too soon to write your resume."

教育:上厕所训练。工作经验:拣玩具。习惯:吮拇指。你知道,这些很快就要写到你的个人简历上了。

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