阻止一场打架
打架
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上奔跑，为了阻止一场打架。
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
妈妈:你做的对,是谁和谁在打架？
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯.
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