时间证据的丢失--双语幽默笑话
police: when can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？
owner: how could i know as my watch was stolen?
失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候？
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