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  A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. " His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible ――you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!

  Then the boy opened his mouth ――he had not a tooth left!

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