肥胖的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
jon:you know,garfield...
乔恩：加菲猫，你知道...
jon:i wouldn't say you're fat,but...
乔恩：我不想说你很胖，但是...
garfield:then don't.
加菲猫：那么别说。
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