外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹79：蜜月新人(中英)
A pair of honeymooners checked into the Watergate Hotel in Washington，D. C. That night，as the husband was about to turn off the light, his bride asked，"Do you think this room is bugged?"
一对正在度蜜月的新婚夫妇到华盛顿的水门旅馆登记住宿。当天晚上，丈夫刚要熄灯，新娘子问道:“你看这个房间会不会装有窃听器?”
"That was a long time ago, sweetheart，”he reassured her.
“亲爱的，那都是过去的事了。”丈夫安慰她。
"But what if there’s a microphone somewhere? I'd he so embarrassed.”
“可要是什么地方藏着传声器，那该怎么办呢?那叫人多不好意思啊!”
So the groom searched under the tables and behind the pictures. Then he turned back the nig. Sure enough，there was a funny一looking gizmo in the floor. He took out the screws, got rid of the hardware，and climbed into bed.
所以新郎就在桌子底下和挂画后面的墙壁上搜查了一遍。然后他翻开了地毯。果然，地板中有个外表奇特的小玩意儿。他拧下螺丝，卸掉零件，就爬进了被窝。
The next morning the newly weds were awakened by a hotel clerk who wanted to know if they had slept well.
第二天早上，这对新人被旅馆的工作人员叫醒了，他问他们晚上是否睡的好。
"We did,” replied the groom." Why do you ask?"
“睡的好啊，“新郎回答到:“你为什么要问这个问题呢?”
"It’s rather unusual.” The clerk answered, "last night the couple in the room below yours had a chandelier fall on them.”
“这太不寻常了，”工作人员说道:“昨天夜里有盏枝型吊灯落下去，砸在了你们楼下那对夫妇身上。”
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