那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事47：我能不能借借你的女儿？
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Can I borrow your daughter？
我能不能借借你的女儿？
A woman took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her.The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming each time, "Mommy,you look beautiful !”A woman in the next dressing room called out, "Can l borrow your daughter for a moment?“
一位女士带着她五岁的女儿去购物。小姑娘看着她妈妈一件又一件地试穿衣服，每一次都惊叫道：¨妈妈，你真好看！“在隔壁更衣室的女人喊了起来：“我能不能借你的女儿用一会儿？”
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