双语幽默漫画：天生催眠师，看爷爷如何让孙子按时睡觉
爷爷奶奶和孙子斗智斗勇的故事，这个场景太熟悉了，对么？如何让孙子按时去睡觉？就把那些陈谷子烂芝麻的往事都给他搬出来吧，保证立马乖乖睡觉去。
奶奶：
nelson, this is your last warning.
小盆友，我再警告你最后一次...
奶奶：
earl, i can't get nelson to go to bed. i've tried bribes. i've tried threats. nothing works.
老公，我管不了小孙孙。这熊孩子死守着电视不睡觉，软硬都不吃。
爷爷：
nelson, it's time for bed.
乖孙儿，该睡觉觉咯。
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