英文笑话:Falling
A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down， an American man catches her， she says ："Oh thank you， you saved my life， I'll do ANYTHING for you" The man says ： "Okay then， sleep with me". she says： "You PIG！！ NEVER！！" So he says： "FINE" and he drops her down……
So she's falling and screaming……suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony， she says： "Oh thank you， you saved me， I'll do anything that you ask" The guy says： "Fraulein， sleep with me." She replies：" Oh you nasty pig！！！ NEVER." So the man says： "Fine！！！" and he also drops her down…… Again
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of thosemen and now she's going to die…… Suddenly……a Muslim man with a turban on his head catches the woman from his balcony， she says： "Oh thank you， you saved my life， I'll SLEEP with you！！" The Muslim man replies： " Astaghfirullah " and he drops her.
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