英汉双语笑话：A Family Rule 家规
a family rule
mr. and mrs. jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, mrs. jones said to her husband, "there is a good film at the cinema tonight. can we go and see it?"
mr. jones was quite happy about it, so they went, and both of them enjoyed the film.
they came out of the cinema at 11 o'clock, got into their car and began driving home. it was quite dark. then mrs. jones said, "look, bill. a woman's running along the road very fast, and a man's running after her. can you see them?"
mr. jones said, "yes, i can." he drove the car slowly near the woman and said to her, "can we help you?"
"no, thank you," the woman said, but she did not stop running. "my husband and i always run home after the cinema, and the last one washes the dishes at home!"
家 规
琼斯夫妇晚上很少出门，但上星期六，琼斯太太对丈夫说：“电影院今晚有场好电影，我们去看好吗？”
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