武侠专用语英汉(搞笑版)
易筋经change your bone（改变你的骨头）
大力金刚指strongman's fingers（大块头的手指）
九阳神功nine men's power（9个男人的力量）
冲灵剑法GG and MM's sword（哥哥妹妹的剑）
洗髓经wash you（把你洗一下）
九阴白骨爪nine women catch white bone（九个女人抓白骨）
葵花宝典from a gentleman to alady（从一个男人变成一个女人）
全真七子the 7 sons all truly yours（7个儿子全是你的）
张三丰the Mr.zhang who is fatter 3 times than you（比你胖三倍的张先生）
见龙在田i see you on the farm（我看见你在田里）
时乘六龙i have 6 BMW（我有六辆宝马）
八荒六合唯我独尊功！my name is NO1！（我叫NO1！）
利涉大川it's time for swimming（游泳的时间到了）
断肠草tharm-cutting grass（能让肠子断掉的草）
密云不雨have girlfirends without wife（有很多女朋友但没有老婆）
江南七怪the 7 strange men on south bank of the river（河的南边的7个怪人）
摘自江南时报
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