爆笑英语幽默笑话精选05：Prepare Yourself自己做好准备（英汉双语笑话）
5.Prepare Yourself
5.自己做好准备
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading:"Mo-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school.Prepare Pop."
校园里流传着这样的故事:一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着:“妈妈—我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除了。让爸爸做好准备。”
Two days later he received a response:"Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.”
两天以后，他收到了回电:“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧!”
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