爆笑英语幽默笑话精103：The Change零钱（英汉双语笑话）
103.The Change
103.零钱
One sweltering day，I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately，the kids lined up to make their purchases.The three youngest each gave me a quick hug，grabbed their cones and raced back outside .But when my teenage son at the end of the line finally got his turn to "buy"his ice cream，he gave me two hugs.“Keep the changes，”he said with a smile.
有一天天气闷热，我将冰激淋舀进锥筒，告诉我的四个小孩，他们可以从我这里用拥抱“购买”一筒。于是，孩子们马上排起了队来购买。较小的三个孩子每人很快的袍了我一下，抓过冰激淋筒就跑回外面去了。最后轮到排在队尾十岁的儿子来“买”冰激淋时，他拥抱了我两下。“不用找了，”他笑着说。
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