那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事110：现在几点了？
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
What time is it now?
现在几点了？
The two boys were camping in the backyard. when they couldn't figure out what time it was,the first boy said to the second, 'Start singing very loud."
两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道那会儿是晚上几点钟。于是，一个男孩对另外一个说：“我们大声唱歌就行了。”
"How will that help?"said the second boy.
那样就会知道是几点吗？“第二个男孩问。”
"Just do it,"insisted the first.
只管唱吧。啊第一个坚持道。
Both boys broke into song,singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later,a neighbor threw open her window and shouted ,"Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"
两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道：“小声点！你们不知道现在是凌晨兰点吗？”
单词＆词组
activate 激活，起动
squash 挤压，压扁
splash 溅泼，溅落
disturbed 扰乱的
stemly 严格地，坚决地
camp ．营地，露营
知道不知道
revenge和avenge有何区别
这两个词都表示”复仇“之意，但词义和使用场合有所不同。revenge大都指为自己报仇，有时它还带有报复的意味。Avenge大都指替别人复仇，复仇的动机并不是为了自己，而是
为了正义感。
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