那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事153：最好的奖赏
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Best reward
最好的奖赏
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand.
一名海军军官从甲板上掉人海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。
The officer asked how he could reward him.
这位军官问如何才能酬谢他。
"The best way,sir,"said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it.lf the other fellows knew l'd pulled you out,they'd chuck me in．"
“长官，最好的办法，”这名水手说，“就是别声张这事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。”
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