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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事164:九个不做作业最流行的借口

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

the top nine most popular reasons for not doing homework:
九个不做作业最流行的借口:

1. my computer crashed and l lost it.
1.电脑死机了,我做的作业(因没有保存)丢失了。

2.i finished my homework but then i deleted it by accident.
2.虽然我已经完成了作业,但后来不小心把它删除了。

3.1 could not print it out.
3.打印机坏了.作业打不出来。

4. my internet was down so i could not do any research.
4.网断了,我没法上网查资料。

5.i lost my laptop.
5.我的笔记本电脑丢了。

6. my dad's computer was hacked by the russians and they stole my homework.
6.我爸爸的电脑被俄罗斯黑客入侵,他们偷走了我的作业。

7.a burglar stole my printed-out homework along with the computer.
7.有个贼把我打印好的作业连同电脑一齐偷走了。

8. the pc exploded when our dog went to the toilet on it.
8.我家的狗狗把电脑当厕所,结果把电脑弄炸了。

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