英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇先锋运动1：健身运动(双语阅读)
第三部分 先锋运动
Unit 1 Working Out 健身运动
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇1：健身运动(双语阅读)
Work won't kill, but worry will.
操劳不丧身，忧愁愁煞人。
This story is about another five doctor who went duck hunting one day.These five doctors were a general practice physician，a pediatri-cian,a psychiatrist，a surgeon and a pathologist.
这个故事是关于另外5个医生的故事，一天他们去打野鸭，这五个医生包括一个全科医生、一个儿科医生、一个精神病医生、一个外科医生和病理学家。
A:Look，a bird is coming winging overhead.
看，一只鸟在头顶飞过。
B:Why did you raise your shotgun and then hesitate?
你为什么举起枪又犹豫了呢?
A:I am not quite sure it's a duck，I think that I will have to get a second opinion，but the bird was long gone.
我不敢肯定那是不是鸭子，我想我必须听听另一医生的诊断意见。但这时鸟飞走了。
B:Look!Another duck.
看!另一只鸭子。
C:Why don't you shoot at it?
你为什么不打它?
B:(Muttering ) I am also unsure if it is really a duck in my sight and besides，it might have babies，I'll have to do some more investiga- dons.
(喃喃自语)我也不能肯定那是不是鸭子。并且那只鸟可能还怀着小鸟，我必须作进一步调查。
C:But the creature make good its escape.
但是那家伙从容不迫地逃脱了。
(Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist.Shotgun shouldered，he was more certain of his intended prey's identity.
然后，是眼尖的精神病医生看到了飞鸟。用肩顶住枪托，他比其他人更清楚自己瞄准的猎物是什么。)
D:Why do you hesitate since you know it is a duek?
既然你知道那是只鸭子你还犹豫什么?
C:Now，I know it's a duck，but does it know it's a duck?
是啊，现在我知道那是只鸭子，可它自己知道吗?
(Finally，a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed sky wards. BOOM!The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.
最后，第四只鸭子快速地飞过。这次是外科医生把猎枪对准了天空。“嘣”一声枪响，外科医生放下枪口还在冒烟的猎枪，扭过头，面无表情地对身边的病理学家说。)
D:Good to see if that was a duck，will you?
去看看那是不是一只野鸭，可以吗?
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